Quotes
"...and that was the time I could not tolerate my own farts."
-Louw having a very intellectual conversation after Casey and Heuer enjoyed gas station corndogs and hot dogs.
"We sure don't work on that at practice!"
-Zach discussing Bremer's insane stiff arm skills.
"I'm sorry, things just escalated really fast!"
-Andrew at the All Iowa after crushing a glass bottle and spin kicking a table when prompted to "do something crazy." He was even
polite enough to pick up the glass with his bare hands.
"Jen, sorry I called you Allison!"
-Zeus apologizing to TJ's girlfriend, whose name was in fact Allison.
"That's Behrends water!"
-Zach Behrends after slamming an Old Milwaukee Light during a water break.
"Oh man! Someone just destroyed me over the there!"
-Fish, gettting ready for a scrum in the Milwaukee game after being politely introduced to the ground.
"Figure it out!"
-The ref throughout the Eastside Banshees match. We never did figure "it" out...
"I am in no condition to be leading any sort of team right now."
-Zach Behrends about 4 hours after concluding Brett's bachelor party and about 5 minutes before starting play at the All Iowa.
"While you were in the weight room, I was busy pounding beers."
-Jody Fisher explaining to Cedar Rapids prop, Shrek, why he can drink like a fish.
"I don't have money to pay for it, so I have to finish the whole thing."
-Bill Knutson shortly before attempting the Chubby Challenge (a 3-lb burger with 1-lb of fries in an hour).
"I've puked, I've pooped, I'm done."
-Bill Knutson admitting defeat after dominated 1.5-lb of burger and a bunch of fries.
"Should I just take it now?"
-Alyssa shortly before having the pleasure of being in the middle of a Nick and Tom sandwich.
"Next time you see me coming, maybe you should consider passing the ball."
-Eric Pryor giving some friendly advice to a Fon du Lac back after mowing him. Pryor, we all know you would have hit him anyway, so this way he
saved us the penalty.
"It's cool. In college I majored in drunk driving!"
-Cole Bliven five minutes before getting picked up for an OWI.
"Dude, fat people hate hot weather. That's a fact!"
-Danny Ramirez commenting on the weather after a game.
"Whooop!"
-Johnson providing his own sound effects during a guest appearance at wing at a UNI B-Side match.
"He was all like 'blabluebleeblablu'. And I was like POW, UFC-elbow!"
-Joe Randall describing a mid-game beatdown administered to an opposing player.
"If Fish was big, then he'd be BIG."
-Casey describing our 160-pound hooker.
"I'm pretty much immune to tazers. I've got the scars to prove it."
-Travis Behrends, enough said.
Zeus- "She is singleicious."
Joe Randal- "Dude, that's my wife!"
Meet the Bucks '07
"Why are my pants half way down?"
-Bill Knutson waking up the morning after Meet the Bucks in Tom
Harn's basement with Nick, Zeus, Bieneman, and James
"I'm Gonna own those gold teeth."
-Zach Behrends, details cannot be disclosed
"Feel my arms... Yeah, I like to work out."
-Cole while dancing with a drunk gimmie. At least she
stayed till the end of the song. Another lonely night
"Do you really want to Fuck with me?"
-Ingle to a cheating opponent after a ruck.
We never knew he could speak until this point. And
no, he doesn't want to fuck with you Ingle.